All “fun” shall be reserved for Feeny unless otherwise specified. The above applies to dogs especially.Tumblr (3.0; @feeny)http://feenysfunhouse.com/<p>Something has gone terribly wrong. I figured once He got back everything would be back to normal, but apparently She got to him. I don&#8217;t know how. All I know is that they are both intent on starving me, presumably to decrease my strength to the point where the Evils can defeat me.</p> <p>Please consider making a donation to my cause. Just $9.99 a day can feed this poor little kitty&#8230;</p>http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/42918181http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/42918181Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:34:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/YjZp7j1CVb50j8jywUjRkoqj_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Doppelgänger alert!</p>http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/41357501http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/41357501Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:25:13 -0400<p>Apparently some people <a href="http://2wheatens.typepad.com/my_crazy_life/2008/07/i-think-feeny-needs-to-tell-his-side-of-the-story--http2wheatenstypepadcommy_crazy_life200805feeny-storieshtml.html">think I should &#8220;tell my side of the story.&#8221;</a></p> <p><a href="http://2wheatens.typepad.com/my_crazy_life/2008/05/feeny-stories.html">The story</a> as originally told by the Harbinger of the Major Evil is pretty accurate, and my actions are easily explained. For many of you the reasons are obvious, but I will make them explicit:</p> <ol><li>the Harbinger&#8217;s cognition of my name as &#8220;Finney&#8221;</li> <li>defense of scarce food reserves, and, most importantly<br/></li> <li><a href="http://twitter.com/FeenyCat/statuses/847632079">the clear and present danger the Harbinger poses</a>. She has already brought the Major Evil into my home, and has even sought to introduce two other, similar terrors. <b>She must be stopped.</b></li> </ol>http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/41341292http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/41341292Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:59:28 -0400Me: Why do you drool on the human?<br /> Him: Love?<br /> Me: And rub against the minor evil?<br /> Him: Love?<br /> Me: And the linen closet, what's with that?<br /> Him: Love?http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/41189358http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/41189358Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:00:49 -0400<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/01/funny-pictures-make-hooman-bring-fud/">Sadly, this young one will learn that humans are neither robots nor trainable.</a>http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/40663001http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/40663001Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:44:25 -0400“<p>Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery. He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity:</p> <p>‘Please, sir, I want some more.’</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/730"><i>Oliver Twist</i></a> by Charles Dickens</em>http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/40538563http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/40538563Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:36:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/YjZp7j1CVavygjqa7Fb3SQcO_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Finally, somebody nearly as clever as I am. I say nearly because of the (momentary?) lapse in vocabulary.</p>http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/40537225http://feenysfunhouse.com/post/40537225Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:17:27 -0400