July 2008
7 posts
Somebody please help
Something has gone terribly wrong. I figured once He got back everything would be back to normal, but apparently She got to him. I don’t know how. All I know is that they are both intent on starving me, presumably to decrease my strength to the point where the Evils can defeat me.
Please consider making a donation to my cause. Just $9.99 a day can feed this poor little kitty…
My side is the only side
Apparently some people think I should “tell my side of the story.”
The story as originally told by the Harbinger of the Major Evil is pretty accurate, and my actions are easily explained. For many of you the reasons are obvious, but I will make them explicit:
the Harbinger’s cognition of my name as “Finney”
defense of scarce food reserves, and, most importantly
...
Love, love, love
Me: Why do you drool on the human?
Him: Love?
Me: And rub against the minor evil?
Him: Love?
Me: And the linen closet, what's with that?
Him: Love?
Sadly, this young one will learn that humans are... →
“Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery. He...”
– Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
