Something has gone terribly wrong. I figured once He got back everything would be back to normal, but apparently She got to him. I don’t know how. All I know is that they are both intent on starving me, presumably to decrease my strength to the point where the Evils can defeat me.
Please consider making a donation to my cause. Just $9.99 a day can feed this poor little kitty…
Doppelgänger alert!
Apparently some people think I should “tell my side of the story.”
The story as originally told by the Harbinger of the Major Evil is pretty accurate, and my actions are easily explained. For many of you the reasons are obvious, but I will make them explicit:
Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery. He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity:
‘Please, sir, I want some more.’
Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
Finally, somebody nearly as clever as I am. I say nearly because of the (momentary?) lapse in vocabulary.
